Dana requested her precious dragon/lizard costume be featured yet again. Brian, product manager, sar-dragon:
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Andre, Shipping, Reptile:
Mystery Cake
Posted: 31st January 2012 by The Ghost of Jerry Reed in Daily RamblingsTags: Cyclocross
This cake appeared in the Hawley Beta Breakroom today. Questions were asked, walnuts were consumed: I know I intimated no more posts about cyclocross because road and mountain season are in full swing (for some, they never ended) and most of our dealers haven’t sold a single cyclocross related product in days/hours. That being said, [...]
Koksijde, 1994 World Championships
Posted: 27th January 2012 by The Ghost of Jerry Reed in Daily RamblingsHave a frank and awesome Sunday…
Outside Sales Reps Know More Than You
Posted: 25th January 2012 by The Ghost of Jerry Reed in Daily RamblingsAdam, e-media, has made some new videos to introduce you to our outside sales strike force (all are available on the Hawley Youtube channel). Watching these expertly produced “shorts” will allow you to feel at ease when you encounter these animals in their native habitat. Don’t frighten or upset a sales rep. Be courteous, attentive, [...]
Blatant Metaphor Tuesday With Outside Sales Heavy, Tony Wagster
Posted: 24th January 2012 by The Ghost of Jerry Reed in Daily RamblingsThere isn’t much that gets outside sales rep Tony Wagster excited. He’s been on the mean streets of bicycle part sales, pounding the pavement and pressing the flesh for 25 years. There isn’t a newfangled part he hasn’t seen and he’s seen everything because he’s an omniscient sales-bot that never ages. However, one new product [...]
Required Viewing From This Weekend
Posted: 23rd January 2012 by The Ghost of Jerry Reed in Daily RamblingsDagnabit! That Christian Heule whippersnapper is at it again!
The Finer Things In Life, Socks and Seven Pound Shelf Crushers
Posted: 19th January 2012 by The Ghost of Jerry Reed in Daily RamblingsLast night, the Hawley sales reps and vendors met for food and libations at a local downtown eatery. The flagons overflowed and the mutton was torn apart by hungry fingers. Bloggy found himself seated next to an unusually garrulous supply chain analyst who insisted upon showing me photos of her children and “newly acquired” grandchild. [...]
This Saturday, 9:00 AM at the Harbison State Forest Ed center front parking lot for all local readers. Bring gloves and leave your inhibitions at the door. Wait, wrong tagline. Tools will be provided!
Our supply chain analyst wants Bloggy to run this “race” with her because she apparently enjoys seeing grown men vomit upon themselves in bright green sneakers, a few seconds before they suffer a heart attack and a stroke simultaneously (a “strack”). Lot of runners out their are riding bicycles so I might as well hip [...]