For Jose: I AM THE NIGHT RIDER!

Nothing shines brighter than the undying affection of two coworkers. For instance, customer service manager Matt T. and his mega-creepy stalker love for inventory replenishment liaison Ben H. The luminous glow of both devotion and fear is palpable. The luminous glow of the newly supercharged Niterider PRO 3600 (LITE4050 if you’re following along in our catalog) is not. Its brightness is so mysterious and mind-boggling it can’t be described within the parameters of the human language. A Namibian elder made a succinct description but khoekhoe doesn’t translate well on the blog. African click languages aside, we tried the PRO 3600 in an informal test and were blown away although Jose gave it a big fat “meh” and mumbled something about something. His opinion was deemed inconsequential. It’s 3600 lumens folks.

Perhaps the only detractor from the PRO 3600 is the large battery. It’s got a length of 6 inches and carries some serious heft. If you can look past its size, then this light package might be for you…