Tuesday Nougat

We have a lot of parts so you’ll have to forgive Bloggy and his cobweb-riddled brain when a part that we’ve been stocking appears “new to him”. Case in point, Matt (E*Thirteen product manager and courtesan fop/neer-do-well)) built up his Niner, finally. Bloggy was checkin’ it out and noticed a particularly attractive E*Thirteen XCX+ rear hub (HUBS6640) laced to his Stan’s rim.

[Scene 1, Matt's Rambouillet-ish cubicle, a Niner EMD leans indolently against a stack of yellowed purchase orders for cannonballs and wig powder. Matt, in his most contemptuous finery twirls a snuff box on his finger as a visibly disturbed Bloggy shuffles forward in the stinking rags of a common peasant. A painted gourd hangs from his rope belt]

Bloggy: (Scratching head, slackjawed) Saints be praised! Did you special order that?

Matt: No you fool! (hissssss) We (hisssss) carry E*Thirteen hubs! Clean the turnip dirt out of your ears!

Bloggy: (Drooling profusely from slackjaw) Uhhhhh.

Matt: Who’s been stealing my wig powder again?!? (hisssss)

Bloggy: Tipper.

Matt: Tipper?!?

Bloggy: He was makin’ doughnuts out back.

Matt: I’ll tan his anorexic, inside sales hide! Begone you simpering lickspittle!

[End Scene]