Adam’s The DJ, Tony’s The Rapper

Adam was kind of enough to take Tony’s GoPro footage from the Cat 4 race Saturday and condense it into a 9 minute and 59 second free-for-all of sultry road race action occasionally punctuated by the daredevil antics of our beloved service center overlord. Tony didn’t win the race, but he won the viewers’ hearts. Tony, crush that half-witted leper in the Globalbike kit this weekend. CRUSH HIM!!! (Kidding, we love Globalbike and their delicious coffee beans, but seriously Tony, crush him into dust and then desecrate the remains with extreme prejudice). BEHOLD PEONS AND TREMBLE!