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As a unicorn hater, this also makes my heart hurt…CLTH5417 for those of you following along. Very few in stock, they won’t last, they depict something that displeases The Blog. This isn’t rocket science people. Walk into your LBS, purposefully, and demand your unicorn socks. NOW!!!!

Hendersonville Cross, CX3, CX4, blah blah blibbity blah blah! It’s Thanksgiving Eve you scurrilous cretins! Shouldn’t you be pretending to enjoy quality time with your inlaws OR STUFFING YOUR GAPING MAW WITH CANDIED TREATS!?!?!? Once again The Blog beseeches your forgiveness in regards to the hastiness of this post. There have been “strange occurrences” within [...]

Sorry for the tardiness of these posts, but The Blog is knee-deep in something so foul at work, it cannot be spoken or written of. So let’s distract ourselves with some full-color action from the Pro race… The WALL! Jake Wells from Mafia Racing rounds a corner at speed. Let’s hope he doesn’t roll a [...]

Thus fellow took it to the next level… MID-RACE!!!

Just a reminder that a huge cross race is happenin’ across the border in Hendersonville this weekend. Looks like rain, cold, mud, locust swarms, etc. FINALLY!

“Sooooo, I take it there isn’t a pinata and this isn’t Kevin McElroy’s 8th birthday party? Crap.” When somebody puts a loaded crossbow to your head, it’s best to not ask questions like, “What do you want?” or “Are you gonna shoot me or are you gonna keep flappin’ them gums?” or “How did you [...]

Pro-1-2 finish from Saturday…. for THIRD!

Ole Bloggy was under the weather and had decided against racing this past weekend. Sadly, upon waking Saturday morning, the body and mind were not in accord and a cross race was entered against my body’s wishes (curse you mind). Luckily, good friend Eric from Cane Creek toed the line with me, giving a much [...]

Awwww yeah. Check out these crazy pictures from Saturday’s CX3 race featuring Hawley purchasing department wunderkid, Will “I Have Knee Issues” Gillette! No write-up, just let your imagination run wild! Holy moley! Look at the air the dude in the back gets on the downhill!!!!This hill wasn’t as bad as it looks, or was it???Find [...]

SC State Cyclocross Championships are happening in Greenville this weekend. When did we get a state championship? Well fiddlesticks! The Blog is currently in stage 2 of a chest cold but perhaps you’ll be there racing for the precious Palmetto Jersey (a fiction) or the Jewel-encrusted Claymore Of Secession (an idle fancy, but not on [...]