The Hawley Blog

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

Sandy commutes into work last Thursday…Seriously, all kidding aside, Sandy has a temper like a drunk, Egyptian pharaoh. Prone to unreasonable demands and the occasional sarcophagus crammed with gold statues and mummified vendors, she rages against the Blog on an hourly basis, hurling insults at me like a hobo hurls baked bean tins at an [...]

At the risk of sounding bitter, as soon as Jose opened up his box of brand new American Classic 29er wheels, we became enemies. The man who claimed to be my friend, my amigo, my Spanish obscenity tutor, stabbed the Blog in the back as he was first to score the mad-fresh AC’s. Crimony! That [...]

Great, now that I have all you weight-weenies looking, I’m not talking about shedding grams, I’m talkin’ bout’ sheddin some light. Now that the ashes from the first wave of nuclear attacks are blocking the sunlight, (just kidding Troy. It’s just daylight savings time) we have to find time to get a good ride in. [...]

It appears the better half of the Super-Terrific Storck Tactical Marketing Duo spells her name with TWO T’s!!! Drat! Now the blog feels like an idiot! “She’s borrowed a dollar, but she’s stolen the accounting department’s heart!”We’d also like to send a shout-out to our lone reader in Norway! I assume the brutal pre-winter weather [...]

Sunday was race day at Harbison State Forest. The Hawley Company managed to field two riders in the Sport class: Teenwolf and Will. Those of us not racing had excellent excuses. The blog was suffering from a sore eyelid after a night of unfettered blinking. Jose was hobbled by a severe case of scurvy while [...]

It’s a dismal Friday good blog readers and that means it’s time to mail yet another blog post in. As you can plainly see, the blog has been busy with its “other” duties this week. For example, a sampling of El Hefe’s screaming through his megaphone of encouragement Tuesday morning: “Those dairy cows won’t milk [...]

Theres gonna be a mtb/cross race this weekend in the heart of the check cashing/pay day lender district in Columbia at Harbison State Forest! Get your race on you racist pig! From the looks of the “course map”, it’ll be fast with a couple short climbs. Are you ready to dominate? The blog thinks you’re [...]

Now that the election is over, except in Missouri (are they still counting?), Minnesota (Franken v. Coleman), Georgia (Chambliss v. Martin) and Alaska (Stevens v. Begich; how can Alaskans vote for a convicted felon?), you’re wondering to yourself how the country really voted. While the traditional color-coded map is easy to read and reveals a [...]