The Hawley Blog

Ahoy hoy blogareeno’s! Well, the greatest day is upon us so that means a bunch of fools show up to work in company policy-defying attire. But before we get to the parade of idiocy, something scary. Seriously, what happened to her face?:Kyle (graphic violence) represents “Illadelphia” style. Catalog layout will cost ya, body checks are [...]

Rather than impugn the bathroom habits and sexuality of fellow coworkers today, the blog has decided to take a page from the “Book of Dicky” and talk about product(s). Well, less talk and more show, but we do live in a visual age. Why take up valuable time reading when you can use that same [...]

Fresh from the Storck Tour mystery machine, Andy and Britney came back to the mothership earlier this week. It has been a seamless transition for Britney as she has used her navigational and managerial skills learned from the thousand of miles logged in the van to assimilate to her new surroundings in the accounting office. [...]

Only a few more days until Halloween. Do you have your costume picked out? The blog does. Take one Limar Aero helmet, one pair of forest green sunglasses from the Kanye Twitty collection, one pair of pink Defeet gloves, one set of leg warmers, full frontal nudity and Scotchlite commuter strips arranged upon the belly [...]

What’s up folk? How is this Monday treatin’ ya’ll? Excuse me as slip into the local vernacular but I think it befits today’s post. And by “befits”, I mean “time to talk like how the blog really talks”. Although that may mean loads of expletives, I shall (naw, how ’bout will?) remove them from the [...]

Blogger’s nerve center:A thousand pardons gentle blog reader. Yesterday’s unfortunate “freak-out” by the motley-minded skainsmates at “Blogger” (it would seem an expedited abjuration of their services would be in order) has lead the blog to humbly beseech your forgiveness this rain-sodden Friday! Is there any act of servitude the blog can perform to make this [...]

Blogger is having a hissy fit today so there will be no post. See Blogger? Two can play this game!!!

Well, according to the good folk at Huffy Bikes, they recommend not riding at night. In fact, if you’re caught on your bike after dark, immediately dismount, find a wooded area and curl up in the fetal position while the local raccoon population sizes you up for a midight snack:Huffy Bikes also recommends not participating [...]

This past Saturday was exciting. I did laundry. Then I went and bought cat treats and eggs at a local grocer. After polishing off the cat treats (just kidding, they were for my cat Mimi, and by “cat” I mean a docile hobo I captured last year and keep in a cage. He is well [...]

Lots of racing this weekend for employees of the Hawley Company. The mothership descended upon Raleigh for some of the N.C. cross circuit. Will (shipping), Kyle (graphics) and Teenwolf (customer service apprentice/facial hair) showed how “South Cackalack do things” by racking up top ten finishes on both days. According to his press agent, Will had [...]