The Hawley Blog

A brief note from Hawley ombudsman Leonard Gelbarshot regarding yesterday’s post and its referencing of alcohol, heroin and pill usage: Yesterday’s mention of whiskey, heroin and boron pills was both unfortunate and inexcusable. In no way does the Hawley Company and its parent company Global Chem-Max and Consolidated Uranium Holdings Entertainment and its subsidiary holdings [...]

Commuting takes its toll on both mind and body. While mental lassitude and trepidation can be bolstered with a fresh I-Pod playlist, a new jersey with eye-catching colors or a pint of whiskey and spoonful of heroin with the usual morning bagel and grapefruit, physical deterioration is far more difficult to remedy. Throughout the office [...]

Wellity, wellity, wellity! After several excellent guesses and a few not so excellent guesses, it is with a heavy heart that nobody (not even Kishima Yokamura from Shimano) was able to guess the mystery bolt was none other than good ole CRKP3102, the bolt you love to hate yet the bolt you can’t live without, [...]

Today’s contest is called “Name That Bolt!” (see post title). What is this bolt used for? Any guesses? If so, let me know so I can figure out what to do with this thing. Seriously, it’s just taking up precious warehouse space. And no, you may not name this bolt Leonard. This bolt is named [...]

No action shots of the grilling and ensuing fire that almost-never-was, but I was able to catch Matt Church and Josh in the break room gettin’ their grub on! Guess who’s putting Hudson Brothers baked beans in his Hydrapak this weekend??? Matt consumes food while Josh is overwhelmed by the selection.Baked Beans and Cole Slaw, [...]

Rarely in the publishing trade is a book’s release so eagerly anticipated as “Basic Essentials, Mountain Biking”. This seminal tome, already in its second edition (!), is an A to Z, top to bottom manual of mountain biking DO’s and DO NOT DOs! Examples of mountain bike topics covered include:“Choosing a Mountain Bike”“Riding Skills”“Advanced Skills”“Competition”“How [...]

“Hey Josh, how about some tips for the folks out there thinking about riding into work?” “Meh”

Feast your eyes upon this one-of-a-kind box-of-lunch.  This pink and white Igloo (Sticker kit not included) is not available in stores, and can only be found under the arm of Captain Equal Rights, or Eddie from the warehouse.  Now, let us fill you in a little on Eddie.  Eddie has been with us for only [...]

Because of a permission slip snafu (and a little thing called “parole violation”, thank you Richland County Sheriff’s office), I was not allowed on the field trip to Zero Gravity in Athens, GA, but for Jose, Derrick, Kyle, Will, Jim, Ian and Bruce, the immovable wooden doors of the magical barn of wonder and bemusement [...]

And so we come to the end of Bike-To-Work Week. But is this really the end, or is it a new beginning? Or perhaps, is it a never was? For some, the answer is “yes”. For others, the answer is “no”. And for a far greater percentage of the six and a half billion people [...]